Showing posts with label Math. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Math. Show all posts

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Math

Help me with this. Barack Hussein Obama (his Inauguration name, don't get mad at me!) says he needs $800,000,000,000 ($8 Billion) to save 3,000,000 jobs. OK, so if I line those up and cancel out the zeros that's $800,000 to 3...yes? OK, 3 goes into 800,000 umm, hang on, got to get my shoes off...266,666.66666666 times. Let's see that means each of those jobs is worth $266,666.67???

Hang on, let me untangle the signal halyard and hoist:















That's non-classified Navy-speak for Whiskey Tango Foxtrot???

Where do I apply?