Thursday, January 8, 2009

Math

Help me with this. Barack Hussein Obama (his Inauguration name, don't get mad at me!) says he needs $800,000,000,000 ($8 Billion) to save 3,000,000 jobs. OK, so if I line those up and cancel out the zeros that's $800,000 to 3...yes? OK, 3 goes into 800,000 umm, hang on, got to get my shoes off...266,666.66666666 times. Let's see that means each of those jobs is worth $266,666.67???

Hang on, let me untangle the signal halyard and hoist:















That's non-classified Navy-speak for Whiskey Tango Foxtrot???

Where do I apply?


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