Monday, March 23, 2009

"Man Caused" Disasters

By God if we can't beat them on the battlefield, we will beat them with our rhetoric! Since "Terrorism" is so passe now, and we have to use the new vernacular term "man caused disasters," I thought I would help out by identifying a few. The nice thing about an "MCD" is that the committer of the "MCD" doesn't need a slightly different word like "terrorist."

Here are a couple - why it's Baman and his sidekick the boy Robin! These two have wreaked so much damage to Wall Street and American business that they put Carl Sagan to shame...(hint, "billions and billions" - you have to say it with your chin pulled tight into your chest to get the effect.)
How about this one - the Pelosinator! This woman has destroyed common sense...a hefty blow to they very system of governance.


No list of MCD's would be complete without the Doddbomb and your favorite purple dinosaur, Barney! Together, these two snuck billions of dollars of sub-prime mortgages into the American financial system, delivering a crippling blow to the world's most powerful economy! Talk about a dirty bomb with long-lasting consequences...




Oops, sorry Barney - wrong image (hat tip Freedom Post)...here you go:

Rumbler is currently taking requests for others to add to the MCD threat list...

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