Open Letter to Barack

Oh, from the Iraqi Insurgency...the bunch that got whipped by the surge that B.O. opposed...well, let's have a read shall we?

“1.) The reason why you won the presidency is not because the Americans suddenly found out that they should not be racist, it is because of the many mistakes that the Bush administration fell under which didn’t leave for the American citizen any room, not even for a second to think about keeping that administration and the least proof for this is the large numbers of votes against them.”

OK, the Left would definitely agree with this statement...after all, Americans ARE evil racists and it will take many years in the camps,er, of training to erase that.

“2.) Your campaign promises were built on change and the time for it has come, and we say with that the time has come- the destruction that the previous administration caused for our country from killings, displacement, civil war and racism- has damaged your reputation as American people and it damaged elements of a nation that did not attack you by your own recognition and
therefore we ask for change and do not listen to those who tell you that a withdrawal from Iraq is a defeat. We say to you that a withdrawal will mean a triumph of reason and logic.”

OK, they agree with Barry about change, they agree with Barry that American troops caused "killings, civil war racism etc." They agree with Barry that we are basically very bad because we invaded poor old innocent Iraq and that a hasty withdrawal will restore us to the lofty heights the Arab world has always held us in. Oh wait, they never have...oh, never mind. And of course, they agree that "reason and logic" would prevail - hit Barry O where he likes to be flattered!

“3.) The vast number of people who have voted for you means that you can take your actions with courage. The disarray of those before you hurt the American people before anyone else, Allah(SWT) has told us in his righteous book that he created man to get to know each other not for one to kill the other: ‘O mankind! We created you from a single (pair) of a male and a female, and made you into nations and tribes, that ye may know each other (not that ye may despise (each other). Verily the most honored of you in the sight of Allah is (he who is) the most righteous
of you. And Allah has full knowledge and is well acquainted (with all things).’”

Barry probably knows these verses from his time in Indonesia, but let's see...man is not supposed to kill one another, we're supposed to all get along (does this apply to the Jews?) and Barry...party on dude, you got a mandate! Certified by Islamic Jihad!

“4.) We are a country known for its courage and generosity and our good treatment to strangers. Whoever is good to us we are good to him more than he is good to us, and whoever attacks us he will find from us no mercy, so what do you think we will do to an invader who tampered with our religion and our country, its destiny, security and unity?”

OK, so freeing you assclowns from a sadistic murderous bastard like Sadam, who was on track to get you all killed, wasn't good enough? But don't worry, you will have a sympathetic ear after 1/20/09!

“5.) To surround our countries security by making agreements with others around us to accomplish your interests and their interests at the expense of the interests of our people will have serious consequences. It is up to you not to try this and not to solve your problems with others at our expense and you should understand this.”

Umm, Jihad Boy, Barry wants to talk to the animals, babes! You two are not going to see eye to eye on this, but so far, 4 out of 5 ain't bad.

“6.) We will be flexible in dealing with your withdrawal but it must not be as part of a security deal with parties that are traitors or a made up government. You must correct your mistakes and work with courage to pay compensation to all those who you have destroyed, their families or their house or their psychology. And you must release all those you have as prisoners until the last Iraqi of them, and you must order the sectarian government to release all its prisoners and to return the balance of security to Iraq. Without this we will not think that you will be coming with the
change that you have promised, and if you do this you will be written down in history as the courageous one.”

Don't worry Barry, we've got your Six! Go ahead, withdraw, give us all our crazies back and we will take care of you. That awful sectarian government needs a few more things to do, Barry, so make sure you release the insane-violent ones first.

“And finally we in the resistance are staying on our promise to liberate our country and we will not tear from this, the history of our grandparents is the best witness and we will be the best next of kin to that kin in protecting the sanctity of our nation.”

You kidders, you saved the best for last! You and Barry agree to get the only thing that's keeping you crazies from ruling the joint out of the way and THEN you get to go on with the insurgency so you can make Grandpa proud. What a great deal!

You know the weird part of this is how much of this letter sounds like the Democrat party campaign message on Iraq.